As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "Stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya"
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money yeah and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me no never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman, yeah, for you know she tricked me easy
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my Molly with me, but I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols, and I shot him with both barrels
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Yeah, whiskey, yo, whiskey…
Oh-oh, ya
Now some men like a fishin', but some men like the fowlin'
Some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roarin'
But me, I like sleepin', `specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Whiskey in the jar-o
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, hey
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ya
Nancy Whiskey (Irish)
Celtic Folk song: Nancy Whiskey
Nancy Whiskey
I am a weaver a Carleton Weaver. I am a rash and a roving blade
I've got money in my pocket and I'm going to follow the roving trade
Chorus: Whisky, Whisky, Nancy Whiskey. Whisky, Whisky Nancy-ohh.
As I went in to Glasgow City, Nancy Whisky I chanced to smell,
I went in and sat down beside her seven long years I looked her well.
Cho.
The more I kissed her the more I loved her.
The more I kissed her the more she smiled.
Soon I forgot my mother's teaching, Nancy had me soon beguiled.
Cho.
Now I arose early in the morning to wet my thirst it was my need
I tried to rise but I was not able, Nancy had me by the knees.
Cho.
Well I'm going back to the Carleton weaving,
I'll surely make those shuttles fly,
For I made more at the Carleton weaving than ever I did at the roving trade
Cho.
So come all you weavers; You Carleton weavers
Come all you weavers where ever you be.
Beware of Whisky Nancy Whiskey, She'll ruin you like she ruined me.
Cho.
The whisky story
An Old Smuggler told
Sir William that he saw
Johnnie Walker take
Lord Calvert´s daughter
Queen Anne out riding on his
White Horse down to
Royal Castle near the
House of Lords. For a
Silver Dollar he laid her on the
Green Carpet with her
Bottom Up and tickled her
Old Drum with
Three Feathers. He then took out his
Long John which was hard as a
Canadian Club. He put it in her
Red Hackle and gave her a shot of
Cream of Kentucky which started
Wilkin´s Family.
Pink to call baby boy Jameson
http://www.edinburghwhiskyblog.com/2010/11/30/pink-to-call-her-baby-jameson-why-not-pink-breast/
The singer Pink want's to call her baby Jameson (They love whiskey)
Pink to call baby boy Jameson
Danish article:
http://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/udlandkendte/article1460363.ece
Der har aldrig været tvivl om, at rockstjernen Pink godt kan lide alkohol. Lige nu er den gravide sangerinde aktuel med nummeret 'Raise your glass' – der på dansk kan oversættes til at hæve glasset og skåle.
Og det kan Pink gøre, når hun til næste år nedkommer med en lille baby. For hvis det bliver en dreng, så skal han opkaldes efter en af hende og manden Carey Harts yndlings-whiskey, der stammer fra Irland, hvor man som bekendt har et ekstra e med i stavningen af whiskey.
– Min far hedder James og min bror hedder Jason. Både Carey og jeg stammer fra Irland, Careys mellemnavn er Jason, og så elsker vi begge whiskey. Så han skal hedde Jameson, fortæller sangerinden i et interview med Access Hollywood.
Ikke alt for mærkeligt
Hvis det bliver en pige, så bliver det straks mere besværligt for parret, der skal være forældre for første gang.
– Carey synes, at han er vokset op med en tøset frisure og et pigenavn, så han vil ikke have, at vores barn skal hedde noget alt for mærkeligt, siger Pink, der dog afslører, at hun lige så stille prøver at påvirke ham til at gå med til et lidt specielt navn.
Sangerinden er selv døbt Alicia Beth Moore.
Irske whiskies
http://www.awa.dk/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=7&Itemid=45&lang=da
Et par forslag fra www.awa.dk er:
Carolans (Irsk creame whisky liquere)
eller
Længere ude morella (Engelsk Morela – Aprikos = Engelsk pigenavn )
Grant's Morella Cherry Brandy Liqueur (dufter lidt af whiskey 🙂
Free Funstuff related to whisky

FREE FUNSTUFF RELATED TO WHISKY !
HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS SMALL COLLECTION OF WHISKY RELATED FUN STUFF !
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AWA – Alternative Whisky Academy is a private, none-commercial, no-profit, none-selling whisky society.
Song Farewell to Whisky
This song is traditional to both Scotland and the North of Ireland.
O Johnnie, my man, do ye no think o' risin'?
The day is weel spent and the night's comin' on.
The siller's deen and the gill stoup is empty,
O rise ye now Johnnie and come awa' hame.Bairnies at hame, they're roarin and greetin',
Nae meal in the barrow to feed their wee wames.
You're sittin' there drinkin' and leave us lamentin',
So rise ye now Johnnie and come awa' hame.Who's that at the door that is speakin' so kindly,
It's the voice of my wee wifie, Maggie by name.
Come in my dear lassie and sit in beside me
now rise up my Johnnie and come awa' hame.Well Johnnie, my man, do you no mind the courtin
Neither alehouse or tavern ne'er were we in
We spect three days by the sweet-scented roses
And ne'er gave a thought on goin' awa' hame.Ah well do I mind these times that ye speak of
Those days they are gone and ne'er come again
But as for the present we will try for to mend it
Sae gie's yer hand Maggie and I'll awa' hameAs Johnnie arose, he banged the door open
Sayin cursed be the tavern that e'er let me in
And cursed be the whisky that makes me so thirsty
so fare thee well whisky, I'm awa' hame.
Whisky jokes and quotes – funstuff
WHISKY JOKES AND WHISKY QUOTES
(in English – Please notice that some people may find jokes or quotes offensive.)
What is the difference between you and a car? It is waste to make a car drive on a bottle of whisky. You will be wasted after a bottle of whisky – unable to drive a car. Why does members of AWA love the internet? – Doh… most sites starts with: Whisky Whisky Whisky dot Abraham Lincon: Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals. Mark Twain: Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. Joel Rosenberg: I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. Question: What is the difference between a G-Spot and Whisky? whisky is risky – but it makes the girls frisky. Don’t drink and drive: You might hit a bump and spill your whisky. Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alchol may Mack you tink you kan type reel gode WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Pocket Parrot Takes Flight The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can’t fly, you’re a ballsy bastard!” From the movie “A beautiful Mind” Q: What will open the door to heaven? A: Whis-KEY! Why did you send me a text sms at 3am last night? I did not – my whisky did. Recieved from Peter E Jeppesen. / Grønland.: A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.” AWA : How did you return from the whisky tasting at the pub yesterday ? A dude walks into a bar and says to the bartender : “I want a 12 years old scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.” A man sits at a bar ordering double Whiskey all night. Eventually though the bar mans curiosity gets the better of him and he asks the guy why he’s wasting all the booze. The guy replies: “I have to get my date drunk!” |
Doctor I have a drinking problem ! This guy goes into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer and a whiskey, he takes a sip of Guinness and gives the monkey the whiskey. The customer responds, “You must promise not to hit me as hard as you hit the monkey !” |
Three mice are sitting and bragging: A guy is stranded on a desert isle, alone for 10 years. One day, he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks, it’s not a ship. Then, out of the surf comes a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wetsuit and scuba gear. He takes one, lights it, and says, “Man, oh, man! Is that good!” He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. The man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me that you’ve got two bottles of whisky and a pool table in there!” Between friends. (What would you rather be without ?) – If you should chose ? Whisky or woman? Worst case rescue senario: The doctor said to my wife … : A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba enjoying a dram, when he sees a man with a large black beard walks in. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, “Hey aren’t you going to pay for that?” The man says, “Excuse me, Castro’s Army.” The bartender says “Alright then,” and the man leaves. The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders another shot of whisky. He drinks it, then heads for the door. The bartender says, “Hey aren’t you going to pay for that?” The Scotsman replies, “Excuse me, Castro’s Army.” The bartender looks angry and says, “Hey, where is your big black beard?” This woman goes into her local bar and orders a Whiskey but unusually decides to stand at the bar instead of taking her usual seat. If I drink half a bottle of whisky, is the bottle then half full or half empty ? |
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe the worms closely,” said the professor, putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He put the second worm into the whiskey. It writhed painfully and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. “Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked. Young Peter, who sits in the back of the classroom, raised his hand and responded, “Drink whisky and you won’t get worms.” The same young Peter grew up and became himself a teacher. |
A real man got at fine bottle of whisky, which he placed in his overcoat pocket. Late one Friday night, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, !”Me too, I did not know that we had that choice.!” What is the difference between a battery and a whisky ? Q: What do you call a man with a whisky in his hand? A drunk was in front of a judge. A large and very loud American goes into a pub in Glasgow. You know you had to much whisky when : HOW A MAN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN HOW A WOMAN CAN IMPRESS A MAN: Why does the members of AWA not use ice in whisky ? What is the difference between Vodka and Whisky? If you doun’t know, stay away from our whisky. Taste / Palate : Later Umami has been added. Did you know that AWA members are un-human and can taste much more, but after 20-25 whiskies it may be a false sense. |
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You’re drinking to much Scotch ! |
Brynhilde found the 10 years old whisky bottle that I had hidden.. and poured it all out! – What did you do then? |
I did what any tough vikingwarrier whould have done… under the circumstances
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I cried! |
Shubidua McaRine (Danish / Dansk)
Shubidua McaRine (Magarine) | I’ll try to translate into English. Shubidua McaRine (Margarine) |
A kender en skotte der hedder McArine McArine bor alene han er aldrig blevet gift Gamle McArine har et hjemmebrænderi Når han fyrer en sækkepibe Gamle McArine har et hjemmebrænderi Nu kender I en skotte der hedder McArine |
I know a Scotchman name McArine When he smokes the bag-pipe
Now you know a Scotchman called McArine |
Yes I tried – to translate and perhaps to much whisky trying.. but for ya English talking it may makes sense-
The album was released as : Shu-bi-dua 4 in 1977/8.